When I was younger I spent most of my money on drinking and women–the rest of it, I just wasted.
It is women like that who make gay men feel content.
We have decided to up our standards – so up yours!
I wouldn’t say he is a disciple of Jenny Craig.
No I am not sunburned, I went bobbing for French Fries at Lunch!
They were driving so fast I was hoping they would slow down for a minute and let the pedestrians climb off the bumper.
I sense she was different by the way her friends laughed around her, “Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, whore, whore whore.”
After our first child was born, I had concrete evidence that a beautiful woman could offset an ugly man’s genes.
You better supersize that, I am trying to recover from Jenny Craig.
I like to wear cowboy boots to church to stay on top of all the bull there.
Wow, you lost your cool and started screaming to get your own way, what are you going to do–go home and tell your wife you a winner and its time to make that last child?